My dad always says that the verse Jeremiah 33:3 is God's hotline. It says "Call unto me, and I will answer you, and will show you great and mighty things which you do not know" (verse quoted from my memory so double check that)
While blog hopping today, I found a link at the Girl Gone Wild (the Bible Style) blog that is quite FUNNY. It says "Sorry...voicemail box... of God... is.. full". Go check that out at 15 minute lunch - it'll make you smile (or laugh).